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A Company that allows you to earn profit on your own time! YOU BITCHES WHO ARE COMPLAINING ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T RETAIL PRODUCTS! HA! Learn how to be personable and how to be a saleman! This ain't a "get rich quick" scheme so stop treating it like one!
By the way, the products that your upline might push on you are optional. If you can't say "no" but rather blow your money, that's your fault, not Amway's!
I don't care what any of you say, money talks and I make money off of these products!
(Don't count my words as the words of every Amway IBO. I'm not a Amway Employee so I don't represent corporate, I'm just a IBO making money. I normally don't curse but you NON-SELLING BITCH ASS COMPLAINERS who can't make that bread be in the way!)
By the way, the products that your upline might push on you are optional. If you can't say "no" but rather blow your money, that's your fault, not Amway's!
I don't care what any of you say, money talks and I make money off of these products!
(Don't count my words as the words of every Amway IBO. I'm not a Amway Employee so I don't represent corporate, I'm just a IBO making money. I normally don't curse but you NON-SELLING BITCH ASS COMPLAINERS who can't make that bread be in the way!)
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Amway Moment
The point within a dialogue or conversation where someone begins to gradually shift (or suddenly shift) focus of the conversation from the original false pretense to the true intention of espousing their recent foray into the world of multi-level marketing thus beginning with immense zeal, their well-rehearsed recruitment speech. This moment is intensified by the nature of the other party initiating the conversation shift. This party is usually one of the following:
1) An acquaintance you have just met and were beginning to possibly explore later friendship.
2) One with whom you may possibly be interested in from a romantic point of view and they seem to be reciprocating.
3) An old friend, colleague, spouse, or significant other with whom you have recently reconnected with via the Internet or in person.
A similar form of usage would be: "to go Amway on you" or "He ruined a good chance of getting her in the sack when he prematurely went Amway on her."
1) An acquaintance you have just met and were beginning to possibly explore later friendship.
2) One with whom you may possibly be interested in from a romantic point of view and they seem to be reciprocating.
3) An old friend, colleague, spouse, or significant other with whom you have recently reconnected with via the Internet or in person.
A similar form of usage would be: "to go Amway on you" or "He ruined a good chance of getting her in the sack when he prematurely went Amway on her."
1.) Prior to the Amway moment, the conversation was going well. For a second there, I actually thought I had made a new friend.
2.) Once that Amway moment happens with a friend, the friendship is irrevocably broken to a certain extent.
2.) Once that Amway moment happens with a friend, the friendship is irrevocably broken to a certain extent.
Amway Moment by nerdodamus September 23, 2016
Amway Christian
Amway Christian is fundamentalist Christian who has forgotten the original message of Jesus Christ- to help the less fortunate. Amway Christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich Jesus has made them. Socially conservative Christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to Amway Corporation, combining Christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.
"This Church parking lot is full of Mercedes and Lexuses.
The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting."
The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting."
Amway Christian by That's right May 5, 2006
Amway Moment
The point within a dialogue or conversation where someone begins to gradually shift (or suddenly shift) focus of the conversation from the original false pretense to the true intention of espousing their recent foray into the world of multi-level marketing thus beginning with immense zeal, their well-rehearsed recruitment speech. This moment is intensified by the nature of the other party initiating the conversation shift. This party is usually one of the following:
1) An acquaintance you have just met and were beginning to possibly explore later friendship.
2) One with whom you may possibly be interested in from a romantic point of view and they seem to be reciprocating.
3) An old friend, colleague, spouse, or significant other with whom you have recently reconnected with via the Internet or in person.
A similar form of usage would be: "to go Amway on you" or "He ruined a good chance of getting her in the sack when he prematurely went Amway on her."
1) An acquaintance you have just met and were beginning to possibly explore later friendship.
2) One with whom you may possibly be interested in from a romantic point of view and they seem to be reciprocating.
3) An old friend, colleague, spouse, or significant other with whom you have recently reconnected with via the Internet or in person.
A similar form of usage would be: "to go Amway on you" or "He ruined a good chance of getting her in the sack when he prematurely went Amway on her."
1.) Prior to the Amway moment, the conversation was going well. For a second there, I actually thought I had made a new friend.
2.) Once that Amway moment happens with a friend, the friendship is irrevocably broken to a certain extent.
2.) Once that Amway moment happens with a friend, the friendship is irrevocably broken to a certain extent.
Amway Moment by nerdodamus September 23, 2016
Amway Yuppie
A person whose suburban "success" lifestyle is built on multi-level scams of various types. These people are typically churchgoing, drive SUVs, vote for "family values" candidates, and seem to be clueless of the fact that they produce nothing of value to society - existing primarily as large suburban human parasites.
BEWARE of being invited to a "party" (not to be confuzed with a "partay") by the Amway Yuppie. It's not a real party. Instead, you will spend the evening warding off sales pitches.
BEWARE of being invited to a "party" (not to be confuzed with a "partay") by the Amway Yuppie. It's not a real party. Instead, you will spend the evening warding off sales pitches.
"Who was that at the door, was it the Jehovahs Witnesses?"
"Naw, it was just some Amway Yuppie inviting us to a scamfest."
"Naw, it was just some Amway Yuppie inviting us to a scamfest."
Amway Yuppie by Gator Press December 12, 2007