after sex selfie

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS

Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?

by losershitface April 11, 2014

After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."

"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"

by Joebama Biden June 26, 2021

After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.

Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!

by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".

Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"

Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011

after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

by roundtuit February 9, 2018