i have a wide stance

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

by Madmoses September 14, 2007

A widnae could dae that

A Scottish phrase that makes no grammatical sense whatsoever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A mixture of “I couldn’t do that” and “I wouldn’t/be able to do that”

Sammy: “Am gaun bungee jumping oan Saturday, ye want tae come tae?”

Jac: “Naaaaawwwww, A widnae could dae that !! Ad piss ma pants oan the way doon. Fuck that 😩”

by Miss_De_Meaner February 21, 2023

all wool and a yard wide

A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.

A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"

by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004

a mile wide and an inch deep

said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.

"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."

by OuLiPo February 27, 2010

a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 10, 2004

hotter than a tittle widdle

When it is hot enough to leave asscheek marks on a chair when you sit down.

“It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.”
“Let’s go inside and eat then.”

by FarkusYaDig August 22, 2021

A-47 Widowmaker

Not to be confused with a bazooka. A "current technology" portable shoulder mounted rocket launcher. It provides a multi-visual display of the target to identify range, height, size of target, etc. Max load is 1 rocket. Which is more than enough.

This A-47 Widowmaker is the new version of the cannon.

by AntiAnon May 24, 2011