1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.
You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on
by avapatch November 12, 2010
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a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.
You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010
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A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.
by Calvin Luther September 30, 2009
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Directed to a individual to fuck off because they are not royalty.
To finalize a breakup. He says, " Your a crazy bitch!" but she says, "Its OVER! Your a MORON. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
by Man hater August 15, 2012
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When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse
by Papi for dinner August 17, 2012
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A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
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an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others
"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"
by r titus September 29, 2006
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