a Tom Davies

The act of ejaculating onto a ham sandwich.

'I did a Tom Davies last night'
'Dude, that's fucked.'

by Hitlersbowl November 16, 2011

A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

by Breadcrust May 19, 2014

A Tom b

A very good dancer

Yo that guy just pulled out a Tom b how mental let’s hope he doesn’t start skanking

by Maxminentmaxmaxy May 12, 2022

A Tom gray

When u send someone a very cheesy dick pic

Person 1: WOAH SOMEONE SENT ME A TOM GRAY

person 2: DAMMM THATS CHEESY AS FUCK

by Mrghost7567 July 16, 2022

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022

Pull a tom

To injure yourself by doing the most simplest of actions, like jumping.

Don't pull a tom when you're swimming today.

by Rick McCullen May 14, 2016