Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

making a smoothie

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.
Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...
Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later
Guy 1: "where you been man"
*girls look up, interested"
Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

by JoeW06 April 28, 2007

A Smooth

To do a smooth: To punch above one's wait in the dating world.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.

The man who married cameron diaz in "Hitch" is A Smooth!

by littlem123 October 22, 2010

on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014

your a very smooth boy

When you asked out the girl you have a crush on via google docs and they say that your a very smooth boy.

“Keno your a very smooth boy”

by Hjff F gn October 10, 2019

Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019