January 9

National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER

Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”

Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up

How big was your shit on January 9?

by EiEiRon February 25, 2021

Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.

Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9

by Justabadbitch October 16, 2019

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

The day Caleb Clrbet was born, really hot dude who needs to wifey me up...
Wifey up your crush day😝

He was born January 9 at --:-- pm/am

by Gigi Hadid who October 24, 2019

january 9

“whats tomorrow?”
“january 9th, why”
“OH MY GOD PEACHES IS GOING TO SHOWER”

by emmie wemmie <33 January 25, 2022

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!

09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??

by jk_bunny January 9, 2020