floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

2 WEEK NOTICEABLE

When a person puts in their 2 week notice at a job and suddenly becomes extremely unproductive. For obvious reasons of course.

Ever since George put in his 2 week notice he has done basically nothing in an 8 hour shift. He's such a 2 week noticeable.... I admire him.

by Hogus June 10, 2010

2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

by jv4life_11 May 8, 2011

2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.

-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.

by OST November 8, 2007

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019

2 weeked it

if you dont get dome/sex in 2 weeks from a chick....dump her ass

I just 2 weeked it with susie and now were done

by D-rockman December 29, 2007

2 week challenge

The art of not masturbating for a period of 14 days (or 2 weeks). It is a tough and grueling challenge only achieved by men with balls.

Oh my god... I just completed the 2 week challenge, I am going to go treat myself!

by Your Handler July 26, 2018