National stay home day. Everyone stays home from school to confuse the administrators. When nobody shows up for school it's like a free day off for the teachers. tell everyone so no one goes to school. Act sick, break a bone, do anything to stay home.
by hehehehehehehehepp October 21, 2019
A straight up bhad bitch was born on this day, a true fucking goddess, and you should praise the people born on this date
by Boomquifa69 October 18, 2019
by Izrael Gonzalez October 21, 2019
A day to celebrate all the hotties being born. People born on this day are fun, out going, sexy and party rockers! If you know someone on this day you should be considered lucky.
Bob- "Wow that girl is amazing"
Jared-"yeah and cute"
Bob-"she must be born on December 1st"
Jared-"oh for sure"
Jared-"yeah and cute"
Bob-"she must be born on December 1st"
Jared-"oh for sure"
by The pancake mix master January 2, 2012
by Rap god Pablito October 27, 2019
The day that follows NNN in which you can finally bust that fat nut that you’ve been harnessing for a whole month. Boys, it’s time for Destroy your Dick December
Him: Yes! Finally it’s December 1st
*goes to the bathroom and faps like a boss*
*forgot to lock the door*
*mother walks in*
*busts fat nut all over mom...*
*goes to the bathroom and faps like a boss*
*forgot to lock the door*
*mother walks in*
*busts fat nut all over mom...*
by iForgor💀 November 16, 2018
it’s christmas season bitches
get ur candy canes and cookie cutters out
time to start hoe hoe hoeing around
get ur candy canes and cookie cutters out
time to start hoe hoe hoeing around
december 1st is when christmas season starts B)
by 🐽🤠😎 October 16, 2019