by The gooch bandit April 9, 2020

me: i want a grilled cheese
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right
by cheesetouch April 18, 2020

The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.
by Big-oz March 26, 2020

by ugly ho April 14, 2019

National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.
by Johnny yep May 28, 2018

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