January 11

Ask out your crush day and they have to say yes

Girl: Hey I like you do you like me back
Boy: He’ll yeah we s January 11th

by Book November 1, 2019

January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

January 11

This is national Ask Him/Her Out Day, this is the day when you finally confess you feelings.

Boy: oh look it’s January 11th!
Girl: will you go out with me?
Boy: of course, your beautiful and amazing.

by My name isn’t haha November 3, 2020

January 11, 2024

The day 9/11 will officially become funny, as all tragedies become funny after 22.3 years.

I can't wait to start telling my best bin Laden jokes on January 11, 2024.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. June 9, 2011

January 11

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 11
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 11

If you were born on january 11, you are a god, everything you wish will come true.

January 11 is a great day!

by Byrontall November 17, 2019

January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.

Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.

by averygiskewl October 12, 2019