1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.
2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."
2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
by xakkun August 23, 2012
Get the Dick cheesemug. by Bigtyne March 4, 2019
Get the Dick Cheesemug. Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone
by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018
Get the Dick Cheesemug. 
bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.
also known as smegma
also known as smegma
by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006
Get the dick cheesemug. by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021
Get the Dick Cheesemug. a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 9, 2006
Get the dick cheesemug.