5

The shortest form of the hugely popular expression "Laughing Out Loud". The evolution from "Laughing Out Loud" to the expression "5" is as shown here:

1. Laughing Out Loud - (Original)
2. lol - (Original -> Acronym)
3. 101 - (Acronym -> 1337 Acronym)
4. 5 - (Binary -> Decimal)

By using "5" instead of "lol", 1337 typists save 66% of their time, thus the need for the expression "5".

Typically a situation that warrants a "5" is funnier than a situation in which "lol" will suffice.

Adam: I think the person in the cube next to me just turded their seat.

Danny: 5!

by Mr11 July 2, 2007

5

A fictional god of war and terror that supposedly comes whenever someone says the word "FIVE" in a specific tone. Five is legendary for having the ability to change his form and shape, and killing humans that are poor in judgment in a flash.

Put on your shirts and clean up your language, gentlemen. 5 is on his way.

by Kettz January 8, 2009

5

The Number Of Boroughs in New York City


Brooklyn
Manhattan
Bronx
Staten Island
Queens

Brooklyn is the best of the 5 boroughs

by CrooklynZoo December 9, 2008

5

I stay up late and I talk to the moon
And I can't stop tellin' him all about you
Wonder if you do the same thing I do
And these four white walls, they know more than my friends
They watch me type messages I'll never send
This is the place that I just can't pretend to be alright

5

by 051818>0702 January 22, 2022

-5

Reference to a subtraction of "poince" in life caused by failure of some sort.

Brought about in 2008 on the forum Fazed by Soreign hofing himself and ladyA taking 5 poince from him.

"-5 points for HOFing yourself"

Continually applies to all forms of failure.

-5

by Soreign September 9, 2010

5

The greatest tasting gum know to man!
Flavors:
Flare- Cinnamon
Cobalt- Peppermint
Rain- Spearmint
*Spark- Lemon
*Wind- Grape
*Dark- Black Cherry

*Flavors not out yet

"Man gimme some of that 5 spark!"

by Moodew October 3, 2007

5

Slang term used by people under the influence of marijuana to signal to the group that a police officer is near by. This is often used to calm their friends down when they are high as hell, especially when driving.

Austin: "You guys don't freak out but there is a 5 right behind me"

by VictoR_BeastinG April 21, 2010