ding

(v.) to reject, as in to reject a candidate from membership to a club or society.
(n.) a person rejected or worthy of rejection.

"I don't like him, let's ding him."

"That guy's a ding, let's get him out of here before he makes us look bad."

by eleusinian July 20, 2008

ding

an exclamation that means "that's what she said," which is used to bring to attention sexual innuendo in a seemingly innocent statement. Most used in school and work settings where "that's what she said" would be conspicuous and inappropriate.

guy #1: It didn't work, it was too big and didn't fit.

guy #2: Ding.

by epicurean April 14, 2009

Ding

A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.

Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.

by Tom LaBelle February 7, 2005

Ding

Another word used in terms of CHAV.
it is relevant to the high pitched tone of their voice.

Alan: no we will get stabbed by dings!

by Gerrrr September 29, 2009

ding

Northern England definition: To offend someone.

"What are you on about, you ding?"

by Chantelle August 7, 2003

Ding

1) Only a small dent.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.

Joe: I wonder after that night I hit Richard in the head in the Bar.
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)

by skydog70 March 7, 2011

ding

used in joking with friends. when your friend is being dumb.

haha! you're such a ding!

by crunkchick2012 January 10, 2012