feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Paul Feeney

Is a term used to describe someone unwilling to quit or give up, even at the risk of one's own safety, sanity or life.

Only a Paul Feeney would walk across that burning broken glass on the edge of a cliff to save that half-dead, run over puppy from that hungry lion's mouth.

You'd have to be a Paul Feeney to think anything can be done and not just give up already like most mortal men.

by Rimmanfrom the uk June 28, 2011

Feindflug

Feindflug is a German power-noise, electro-industrial project/band. They were formed in 1995 by two people named Banane and Felix and remain active to present time. The band name 'Feindflug' literally translates to 'flight against the enemy' in English. Their music is about World War II (and war in general), authoritarian regimes (especially Nazi Germany and Soviet Union), and the death penalty. Unfortunately, their music has been misinterpreted for supporting Nazism, which they have stated quite clearly that their music does not intend to glorify Nazism, but rather reflect on the issue. They have distanced themselves from the Neo-nazi scene. Their motto is "Use your brain and think about it!".

Feindflug is a great band. You should buy all of their albums and listen to every single one.

by Ed Luffing July 14, 2013

Feind

Someone who constantly asks for hits off of your nicotine device in school

The feind would say, “dude just one hit please I’ll do anything”, or ,” do you have a vape I can hit” that one is said to everybody he sees

by Bobchickanface2 February 14, 2019

dianne feinstein

A Senator who thinks that an assault weapons ban will protect the people of the United States, while studies have proven the exact opposite. Has failed on multiple occasions to pass her one bill.

Dianne Feinstein thinks that assault weapons are evil satanic guns that only kill people and are only good enough for our fighting men and women overseas

by sensibleAmerican January 1, 2014

Feiye

Alternative word for a lighthouse.

Let's visit Feiye, it's all wet there!

by Sc0rp10n02 November 27, 2021

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009