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epic metal chick 

any female who listens to any form of heavy metal,
very atractive
purly EPIC
not a bitch nor slut
does not act like the world revolves around them

not annoying
usualy smart dude freindly
stephen: ey, u know that girl lauren

antonio: yeah, why?

stephen: shes an epic metal chick

antonio: what does she listen to?

stephen:SLAYER and LED ZEPPLIN!

Chick Metal 

Metal that tries to seem tough or brutal but cant raise above topics: like breaking up with their girlfriend/boyfriend, their mean parents, or crying about a dead girlfriend/boyfriend, vampires, or depression. These bands generally only bring down the genres they are in.

Ways to spot a chick metal band
They often wear tight pants
Have long or stupid looking hair (I have no problem with bands with long hair that are actually good)
The band looks gay
All their fans are ages 12-15
97% of their fans are chicks (the other 3% is gay)
Very shitty vocals.
#1 I Killed the Prom Queen, The Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me the Horizon, Trivium, etc...

#2 Anything you ever see worn by a Twilight fan is chick metal

chicken metal 

A sub-genre of metal created by Andrew Huang in January 2018. The genre features the use of rubber chickens as analogue instruments to create metal-style music.
"Dude, what's the greatest musical genre in history?"

"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"

"I don't know why I asked"
chicken metal by sleep_a_lot January 15, 2018

Mental Mental Chicken Oriental 

Describes a situation that is out of control or crazy or an object which is eccentric or brightly colored or designed.
This whole situation involving Rachel is Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!
Or
Jake's new hoody is bright pink with orange polka dots, its Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!

mental mental chicken oriental 

an upcoming jackass-like team based in swansea
it currently has 3 members
kyle rolfe
adam reese
james murphy
i cant wait for the next episode of mental mental chicken oriental

Mental Check 

Checking up on your partner and there mental health.
Him: Hey Mental check? How you feeling mentally?

Her: I'm doing okay today...Just a little overwhelmed with some stuff.

Him: Talk to me let it out.

Her: Explains..

Him: Listens.
Mental Check by DrayBaby January 29, 2023