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brown nose 

to suck up or kiss ass. the term BROWN nose is because your nose is up there ass as you're kissing it, if that makes any sense.
John is a total brownnoser because he is always sucking up to the teacher.

John likes to brown nose in english class, because he needs a b etter grade and won't just do the work.
brown nose by awink April 11, 2006

brown nose 

1. To suck up or be very nice to your boss or teacher to earn special treatment.

2. To pull down your pants and shove someone's nose into your anal cavity, leaving the tip covered in shit. (Should be done after taking a poop. Not wiping also produces better results.)
1. "Dammit! Johnson wouldn't have gotten that raise if he wasn't such a brown nose."

2. "Ha, Tim was such an asshole yesterday that today on the bus, I gave him a brown nose."
brown nose by Pepé March 20, 2005

brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
brown-nose by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006

Brown nose 

some on who is trying to suck up to some one of a higher potision, it is also called bum or ass licking (not to be confused with rimming) and is used to achevie a promotion or high grades
brown nose examples
The animal liberation frount to peta
the teachers pet
Brown nose by Skwiff December 13, 2010

brown nose 

Some one who sucks up to another or ass kiss's
a:y0y0y
B;your look good today oh ur so clever
<EVERY ONE ELSE :|>
a:errrr yea
brown nose by A*B November 25, 2002

brown nose 

when eating out a girl your nose accidentally penetrates the girl's sphincter or clitoris
yesterday was the first time I went to third base and I'm afraid I brown nosed my girlfriend
brown nose by hotjohnny69lol October 23, 2011