Your mom

The most obese animal in existence, it eats a lot of the human term “hamburgers” and loves to have sexual intercourse with me.

Wait what did you said about my mom

Your mom is fat, are you dumb to not understand what I just said

by Sert J. June 16, 2021

wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

Hug your crush day

Go hug your crush on May 30th!Because it’s hug your crush day!

Girl-Hey can I get a hug?

Crush-Why?

Girl-Because it’s hug your crush day!

by Charlotte Adams May 12, 2021

Your so good at Makeup!

In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"

*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you

by heard1073 May 12, 2021