I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...
by DommiTheCommi December 08, 2020
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Cheating your Fitbit

(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit

Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit
by Anonymous0902 June 02, 2018
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Your mans is pans

Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual
Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!
by Menrown5 March 27, 2018
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you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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send your bf a hot pic day

GF: Hey babe check your snap
BF: What why?
GF: It's send your bf a hot pic day 🔥
by MacTheWarframe November 19, 2021
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June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
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