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Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020
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Shit roller

Is normally somebody who can’t roll a fag for shit. Is normally new to smoking.
by SsTe June 1, 2019
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Shit

Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."

Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."

Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."

Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"

Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
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Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023
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No-Shit Month

the No-Shit Month its when you cant shit for 1 damn month.The No-Shit Month its at December,when December strikes you cant give eny shits to enyone and say "no shit" to every opinion,fact,meme or enything.
Examples of Using In Sentence/s
"No-Shit" Sherlock
"Bruh,No-Shit"
"No-Shit"
"No-FUCKING-Shit"
"Doing The No-Shit Month"
by YLPE October 14, 2022
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