shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting

Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!

by mauruje May 25, 2022

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culo creamy shit

culo

culo creamy shit nigga

by ARetardedPerson August 29, 2022

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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

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shit

what comes out your ass

I've just took a shit

by sgratia March 8, 2019

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A governing body over Canada with the name Justin TRUDEAU, who primarily seeks to bankrupt Canada until total control of weak and poor Canadians is achieved. Telling sovereign Canadians that they are bigoted Nazis in hopes that other Canadian liberals will turn on the wise who seek to defend their very freedom. End the tyrany

Have you heard of Justin Trudeau's dip-tator-shit, yes he appears to be a dip shit dictator!

by RICKEH! September 1, 2022

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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

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