Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018

Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

lesbian shit monster

when a girl shits all over another girl and she looks like a monster

ahh did you hear lora turned beth into a lesbian shit monster at the disco

by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024

shit

the brown smelly stuff that comes out of ur ass:)

billy: yo watcha doin bro?

john: takin a shit bro

by child of earth September 4, 2020

GTS ! " Google that shit"

When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.

GTS, How do I get a personalized license plate for my car? You need to GTS ! " Google that shit"

by ewanders1 October 10, 2022

Shit-chat

When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 30, 2019

aint shit day

november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.

“ November 10th is aint shit day “

by don't like trump November 9, 2021