The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 11, 2010

Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.

Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life

by Player07 May 28, 2024

Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.

Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch

by JoeNJ2 May 05, 2015

Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.

1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!

by Jaegizibe May 02, 2016

Stiletto a bitch

To stab someone who offended you in the jugular with the heel of your stiletto pump

Was she flirting with you, don't make me stiletto a bitch!

by tchawkat March 06, 2016

bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 11, 2013

bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine July 24, 2006