YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .

by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021

very Elmo of you

To be like elmo in savage way since elmo is sassy queen.

Jeffery : your imaginary friend is fake.

Sally: well, that was very Elmo of you.

by hahhzhhd April 19, 2022

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

you just weren’t outside

something you say to someone when they weren’t present during an event/when something was happening.

Matt: do you remember when good luck charlie first came out

Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️

by mdrrr the daddy November 9, 2024

you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.

You have problems with smoking you do it so much.

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018

you reposted in the wrong gang

LiKE A bUrNiNg sUnSeT dOO dOo dOO dOooo dO

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TORTURED DANCED BITCH

narancia: laughs at a dude that's being tortured then does sick dance
Mista: confused then joins in
Them: dances epically
Fugo:.......
Also fugo: BRO LEMME JOIN IN
The homies: you reposted in the wrong gang

by Llamajjba September 7, 2020