Dirty Simao

When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl

Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.

by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024

Dirty Seranda

She’s a freak in the sheets but lady in the streets. Especially on Sunday. Don’t be fooled by the tranquility of her name. She will ride you reverse cow girl style, let you titty fuck her and give you a blowjob that will have you seeing stars and then help your grandmother into church.

Give me a dirty Seranda any day over a dirty Natalie.

by Nat Nat June 5, 2019

Dirty jariah

Jariah is the type to beat his meat 10,000 times then when he nuts he blames it on his dog

Dirty jariah

by Dirty jariah June 28, 2020

Dirty Diaper

A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.

Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"

Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no
particular hole and or spot, then
proceed to eat your own jizz.

Also known as 0lsoning yourself or
getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his
mouth and then he dirty olsoned me
while French kissing

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

dirty truffles

The dirty truffles is when someone is eating lindor truffle candy and won't share any no matter what

Well she's not sharing any of her truffles she is doing the dirty truffles move

by Truffle'z December 6, 2021