my love for you

bigger than infinity squared, bigger than infinity to the power of infinity, bigger than anything ever

my love for you

by y0u4m0m December 23, 2023

My Mai

mai is the type of person to steal your heart with in seconds, without a thought your whole heart will be filled with her. she's absolutely gorgeous, smart, has the best humour and will be the person you click with almost instantly. she has the most beautiful soul ever that you could have sworn she's an angel. where you look, everything will remind you of her, her gorgeous eyes, loving smile, comforting laugh and her as a being. mai is the person you take home to meet your mom. every moment you spend with mai you'll realize how much you keep falling for her charms over and over, she has such a way of words she'll send you to the moon and back. if i could get mai anything in the world, i wouldn't know. because she already has all my love and my whole heart. mai is that one person you pass by and never stop thinking about. there is no way to define mai. If you were to define all of her amazing traits you could keep going for years, because her amazing traits never have an ending. if you have a mai in your life, your heart will always be full of her. mai i love you! 난 인생자체보다 널 더 사랑해 :3

my mai is the most special girl in the world

by jayisformai December 23, 2023

MY ASS IS SCRATCHY

FUCKING HELP

IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP

by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023

timble my rimble

og blow job

timble my rimble now or murdrer

by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

Peeing on my bubs

Peeing on your bubs is when the little sister can’t hold her pee in anymore and she let’s lose on her brothers lap. Usually during a physical altercation or tickling.

I was wrestling my brother and I accidentally started peeing on my bubs.

by Winnie poo pants December 25, 2023

Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023