shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker December 28, 2015

Insulted little piece of shit

When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.

Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit

by Peugeot driver March 25, 2024

Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit

"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT

by SHIT-TASKIT December 20, 2018

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 27, 2014

shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval

Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.

by Nacho Grande October 31, 2007

Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019