Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 29, 2016

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Grab Dick Month

The entire month of October is Grab Dick Month

Girls can grab a dick of one of their friends or a boyfriend and the guy cant stop them.

Girl: Hey guess what month it is
Boy: what?
Girl: grab dick month !*grabs dick*

by User0877907197 October 5, 2021

dicks in vaginos

dicks in vaginos

dicks in vaginos

by Zjierb lover February 16, 2021

Dick Whippins

An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.

"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)

by Artemiss4tune January 10, 2010