in your bag

to get M O N E Y, chase ur bag don't chase no man

Megan Thee Stallion: Don't get mad hoe, get in your bag hoe @Versus xoxo mwah

by haileyboo October 6, 2021

Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"

Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)

by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021

National Send a Pic of your face day

Send a picture of your face to anyone who asks on October 6

Person 1: what is today?

Person 2: today is national send a pic of your face day!

by countyfog827738393 October 6, 2021

National Be On Your Phone Day

Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.

“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”

by National Holiday October 7, 2021

Your mom

10 percent of earths mass

When your mom went on a diet, she ended world hunger,

by Chickenmcnugget6 October 8, 2021

Put Your Friend In A Box Day

You put your friend in a box. That’s it…

Put Your Friend In A Box Day 👍

by whifl October 9, 2021

your mom

a very hot woman who gave birth to you. everyone is currently doing her. there’s no escape.

“Wyd?”
“I’m doing your mom.”

by rat soup October 11, 2021