Holy shit

When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty

" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"

by Mike lytnin' September 19, 2019

National Shit On Chad Daddy Day

The day in which everyone shits on the Chad Daddy for having too many hoes

“AYYYY ITS NATIONAL SHIT ON CHAD DADDY DAY”
“Chad daddy has so many hoes he can’t think straight”

by Big Mack daddy April 2, 2019

Shit on a Shingle

Noun: Straight-up garbage.

“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

snap shit and tally ho

we need to get going

Snap shit and tally ho, were late

by Whoreball December 1, 2024

Shit

poop, fecal matter, crap

The toilet is full of shit

by TheAxolotl February 19, 2021

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025