by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019
Get the Shit head mug.when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.
Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023
Get the shit-grip mug.When you love the WWE so much that you will listen to different wrestlers entrance music while shitting. Also used to emphasise an unusually large shit.
by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024
Get the WWE Shits mug.Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
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The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.
When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.
by tadger420 September 3, 2016
Get the shit pinner mug.A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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