Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life
by Player07 May 28, 2024
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Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.
Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch
by JoeNJ2 May 05, 2015
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Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.
1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!
by Jaegizibe May 02, 2016
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Stiletto a bitch

To stab someone who offended you in the jugular with the heel of your stiletto pump
Was she flirting with you, don't make me stiletto a bitch!
by tchawkat March 06, 2016
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bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.
C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !
by Tuesday Valentine July 24, 2006
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Best in Bitch

Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.
As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....
by von groovy October 14, 2024
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