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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
by jantele February 1, 2021
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Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.
Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."
by ADray707 January 4, 2023
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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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If It's You, It's Okay

Someone who's mostly straight or gay, with one exception. It's often separated into three categories:

Sole Exception: The character in question has a one-off attraction to that person that transcends their sexual preference. This is based on mutual compatibility, or otherwise emotional attraction(this is similar to Demisexuality).

Even the Gays/Straights Want Them: The target of attraction is presented as being physically attractive enough to transcend the sexual preferences of people, not just the attracted character.

Closet Key: The exception gradually becomes the rule for that character (this not being a subversion as such as the trope applies at the beginning of the relationship and is seen as responsible for the gradual reveal of the character's sexuality/gradual transition of their gender preference).
William: G-George?! What are you doing? I thought you only loved women!
George: If it's you, it's okay, 'cause you're special, Love.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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You

I could do this everyday ❤️❤️❤️
My heart is so full of YOU!!!
Maybe it is my birthday 🥳 ❤️
I am okay having two😁

Let’s make it a lot more…
You know you I adore❤️❤️❤️
Nothing will change that…
Not even those stray cats😘
I love you always…
A post you should today see…
Sending you all the love from me…
by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024
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You

James: How are you?

Shithead: Wow, that's mea.
by Shithead.pronounced.SHITH_EAD November 18, 2019
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