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Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."
Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!
by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019
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The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?
Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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you came from a great cosmic egg

another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in
why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg
by Sexydimma March 28, 2015
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You

by The Real Orange Man January 23, 2024
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