shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

Louie Mcloon type shit

When you do something goofy for the fun of it but it’s mildly offensive

“Hey I turned a drawing of the queen into the e joker” that’s some Louie Mcloon type shit

by ISpeakFax099 September 12, 2022

Shit a Nickle

Used to describe an easy bribe.

"How easy would it be to get by the bouncer?"

"You could Shit a Nickle at him and he'd bite"

by WinniPinni May 26, 2022

fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

Shit Butt

A person or thing that is extremely shitty or known to be basic. Doesn't necessarily mean that individual is a terrible person; just that they are now marked as a shit butt (ass).

When a cat steps out of the litter box with poop still attached to their fur.

Cady is a shit butt because that's just who she is!

Stella Bella is now a shit butt because I can see poop hanging from her ass.

by Upsilon19 January 30, 2022

Shit

The stuff Hana uses to clog the toilet

This shit is still here!?

by I’m going to hell May 7, 2019

Hoe Shit

A more exaggerating version of “oh shit” but instead for thots. Not just any thots, but thots who claim to be thots but aren’t really thots. It’s the jokester thots. The ones who talk about sucking dick and deep throating and what not.

Rachael found out that the guy she was hitting on had a girlfriend:

“HOE SHIT.”

by Zesty Z November 29, 2018