Dirty Müller

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again

"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

dirty kenim

when you eat her out like chop from gta🐶

i’m bout to hit the dirty kenim tonight

by Kenim April 16, 2020

Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025

Dirty Jesséy

A Dirty Jesséy is where the guy fills your butt with cream cheese and feasts on you, slaps his big dick around your face, begs you to fart on his dick and then fucks you in both holes

You should see her FFG after she’s had a Dirty Jesséy

by Euripides Fenton December 28, 2021

Dirty Mpoko

Similar to a dirty kyran but with a banana inserted in the tuppence

Gandalf took Galadriel by the hand, led her to the falls or Rauros and gave her dirty Mpoko with a banana he had found in his sack. Frodo was unsure exactly when Gandalf had acquired this banana but he suspected it came from sam sue to the unnatural scent of anus emminating from the suspicious fruit

by Clungeflaps69 December 16, 2018

Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.

This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.

by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024

Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practice without qualifications

Instead of a hospital I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.

by anonymous January 11, 2022