Wet Bread

1. An event or circumstance that sucked for the person or people involved.

That concert was so wet bread.

by J. Codan December 27, 2016

wet chest

One upping kicking someone in the chest. When you dip your foot in water and then kick someone in the chest, usually done to someone who is a total ass clown. the water on your foot will make a footprint on the persons chest making them look completly stupid. Its primarily used to humiliate the person instead of hurt them. There is more than one form of the wet chest there is the ice chest where you stick your foot in a bucket of ice and it freezes their chest and the green chest where you crush caterpillars under your feet and then kick them in the chest. The double wet chest is where you stick both feet in the water and kick either: one person really hard with both feet; or two people with one foot each. The wet chest is a favourite move of the back shop and it is frequently used to people who dont expect it. Other forms of wet chest kicks have been created but amongst them the basic water wet chest kick is the most common.

Samantha: hey Julie I'd really like to show mr. rosenberg whos boss
Julie: Yeah i'd really like to teach that fool a lesson, but what can we do
Rob: Lets wet chest this clown, craig stick your foot in this bucket of water and kick mr. Rosenberg in the chest
(craig sticks foot in water and delivers a hard kick in mr. Rosenbergs chest causing a footprint to form on his shirt.)
Mr. Rosenberg: dear me, are you fucking kidding me? this shirts brand new i look so stupid!

by roosterjetfire August 4, 2008

wet penis

a man who is perverse in nature or who possesses sketchy sexual tendancies, including but not limited to uninvited sexual contact.

"Dude, did you see that wet dick fondle my sleeping girlfriend??"

by sarah March 13, 2005

wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

wet durag

Someone who looks like shit in the morning and shits themselves in the car and blames it on others

Walking into a store: Justin: holy shit Genevieve: what? Justin: you look like a fuckin wet durag

by Wet Durag man September 11, 2019

Pp wet

Pp wet like a watering hose when white cream shoots out

Me Pp wet
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by GrandSider November 21, 2020

Wet Wipe

An absolute pussy, usually referring to frigid

Damn that cunt is a soppy wet wipe

by TopDonny February 12, 2020