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Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

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porn panels

Usually refers to cheap hair extensions placed over the breasts, as done in pornographic films to heighten sexuality.

"Dude her porn panels reminded me of 1 night in paris!"
"Dude I know, where'd she buy them, the dollar store?"

by riskysim June 2, 2008

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asian porn

Adult movies filmed from a different slant.

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by Blake Martin January 21, 2004

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kiddie porn

A word, like 'facism', that may have once had a useful meaning but can now be used broadly to demonize any material featuring underage persons that the speaker deems immoral.

See also: "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (http://www.calvinvanhoek.com/articles/2007/04/politics-english-language/)

After he was sentenced to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for possessing kiddie porn, it was later revealed that the prominent public figure was actually just wacking off to "12 Year Olds On Trampolines Vol 15".

by FreeThought1984 October 16, 2008

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Outrage porn

When the meadia and political establishment react in outrage at an event yet provide no real explanation other than increasing levels of outrage aimed at stiring blind, frothy, hate.

man 1:
I feel really confused about what is happened with all the riots and stuff

man 2: yeah I just feel kind of guilty and useless after wayching all that outrage porn on the BBC

by jknoxsc August 28, 2011

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