Door Screech

The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.

"stop door screeching"

by BPTRY June 29, 2019

Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020

The door.

When u say something offensive/You need to leave

She really told me the door.

by ILuvCasper<33 February 26, 2022

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025

hop on doors

"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.

Tom: Wanna hop on doors?
Kirill: Yes daddy

by EaZea April 3, 2023

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

DOORS THERE

A term used by an individual of power/superior to someone to suggest that if they don't stop their foolish behaviour they will be kicked out or told to leave the door.

Boss:CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE OR THE DOORS THERE YOUR GIVING ME SHITS AHH
Worker:ALRIGHT BUD CHEERS ILL STOP

by CHIPSANDSAUCE November 21, 2023