Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008

cow hug day

Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.

Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....

no cow hug days?

by Doomed March 6, 2023

Steal a cow

Code word for steal my virginity and make her (Moo)an

Hey do you want to steal a cow?

by Thatstuff878 December 23, 2021

Cow Ass

The buttocks of a cow, usually in the round to topside area of steak meat.

-What's that you're eating?
-It's the Cow Ass, cheaper fattier meat.

by Pistolsatdawn February 9, 2012

brownest of cows

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

by Francis96 October 30, 2012

Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012