taking a night class

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

one take jay

He’s in the building.

“One take Jay is in the building” -Kubzscouts

by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023

Taking a man's sugar

When a man takes another man's ass.

I heard when he got locked up, they were in there taking a man's sugar. Damn.... Fo real?

by Lafkareski June 9, 2020

Takes all Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022

Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013