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urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.
by Frand April 01, 2019
by Lafkareski June 09, 2020
Wendell told the bartender " They hella taking pictures. "
Steve said " We in this bish till 2 am and we hella taking pictures! "
Steve said " We in this bish till 2 am and we hella taking pictures! "
by So1oDaDon January 17, 2020
Jacking off while taking a shit
by Jagar21 March 15, 2018
Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
by Ru_ox May 14, 2023
A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
by Semen Huffer November 13, 2020
Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 02, 2013