don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
//
"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

one take jay

He’s in the building.

“One take Jay is in the building” -Kubzscouts

by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023

taking a night class

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

Taking a man's sugar

When a man takes another man's ass.

I heard when he got locked up, they were in there taking a man's sugar. Damn.... Fo real?

by Lafkareski June 9, 2020