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Jacob

The most racist person in existence. The owner of slaves. The cause of slavery. The reason there was segregation.
Person 1: Hey look its Jacob!

Person 2: Oh no...

Jacob: GET BACK TO WORK YOU MONKEY!
by Nadias#1fan January 4, 2024
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jacob madrid

he’s a boy who loves xhy and the bestest person 😍🥰.
jacob Madrid is the bestest person to love xhy❤️.
by Unknown0521 February 26, 2022
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Jacob Vilhelm

Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno
Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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Jacobism

1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
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Jacob Hawkins

He is an amazing person he is sweet and funny. He is an amazing father, brother, son, and friend you will never meet someone as amazing as him he always knows how to make you life and cheer you up wherever you need it without him some people might be dead right now
“Jacob Hawkins is coming” everyone looks for him they see him with all of his brothers and sisters and his child of course
by Justiceharris08 October 25, 2022
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Jacob

Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacob

A stupid bitch-ass person. Someone who suffers from a lack of bitches and father figures.
Person 1: Did you meet the new kid?

Person 2: Jacob? Yeah. They're so ugly.
by 28Avocados February 3, 2023
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