smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.

Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”

by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 25, 2023

smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 23, 2007

Smash Foot

Your main "Smashing Foot". Mainly used to stomp on things in an aggressive manner.

"Come on, Johnny! Use your Smash Foot!"

by judgebredd May 03, 2021

stroodle smash

stroodle smashing is a term for shoving 8-12 squirrels up your ass and them clean your innards

"hey aaron want to stroodle smash later"

by squirrel stomper May 12, 2023

Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip

Did that nigga dumbo smash you?

by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

kiser Smash it

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser Smash it because the students said we wanted are 10 are minutes back on the test

by That guy gary April 14, 2019