Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

Sausage

EGgs, bacon, grits, sausage.

HomeGirl: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN, EGGS BACKN GRITS
Crowd; SAUSAGE
gey guy: imma gay boy but I still take sausage

by Oxi clean June 11, 2018

Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.

Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker

by EvilBoris DX August 8, 2022

Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee November 30, 2016

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022