bar ring

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.

Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.

by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

Ring King

Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

southern chilli ring

When you dip your dick in queso dip and beans and fuck her in the ass.

" My boyfriend gave me the hottest southern chilli ring ever last night"

by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song

Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*

by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024

ring hole

Australian slang for “asshole”.

To show one’s asshole to another.

Morris; “ the customer said she wanted to show me her ring hole!” unknowing of what that really pertained to, innocently thinking he was about to see a wedding band. He was gravely mistaken.

Jimmy; “Show us ya ring hole, luv!” after consuming a long-neck VB for breakfast at twenty-to-eight in the fuckin’ morning, as he is a fuckin’ fair-dinkum, fuckin’ full-grown Aussie. This is also known as ‘getting that up ya’.

by bloodyvwdriver July 11, 2022

Boof ringing

Boof ringing is when you boof a vape and blow rings out of your anus. If done correctly, boof ringing should give a buzz unlike any and will look stylish for the people around you.

"What is an expert level trick i could learn?" "You could learn to do boof ringing"

by YVLdoja January 20, 2025

Ring-rolled

Sneaking in a lord of the rings quote during a normal conversation.

Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run

by anonymous February 2, 2021