rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

The Red Ring Of Success

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.

Man 1: Do you get it with Stacy last night?

Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success

by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015

blowing rings

When someones is blowing smoke in the shape of a round rings

Me and jo were smokeing hookah and I was blowing rings non-stop

by dream cacher nm May 15, 2015

sugar ring

to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's

.... im sure you can put the rest together.

friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"

the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."

by sugarking June 19, 2015

choco ring

An unwiped asshole with fudge dripping out of it at all times.

Guy 1: dude I bet your nervous. Guy 2: yeah my choco ring is puckered.

by Trungeldore July 22, 2015

Ring nudger

One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.

I like Frank/Dave/Reginald, if only he wasn't such a persistent ring nudger...

by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016