poo tractor

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.

Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.

by D-Rake July 6, 2007

poo pickle

A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.

I went down the dirt road and got poo pickle.

by Chamby86 May 9, 2008

Poo Darts

Poo Darts is another way of describing anal sex.

guy1- "Hey Ace! do you want to play poo darts?"
Guy2- "Sure how do we play?"

Guy1- "well all we need is a penis and an ass"
Guy2- "I don't get it"

Guy1- "It is simple and just like lawn darts. you lie down and I lob my penis in your ass!"

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

Poo money

Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.

This week I earned £42 in poo money

by dropin March 9, 2010

The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.

Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!

by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020

Poo Sucker

An incredibly bitchy person with the initals PS.
They usually change their clothes for who they are around
and licks "popular" peoples holes hence the term poo sucker.

Ugh, he's a right wee poo sucker !

by jonathon murrey March 28, 2008

Poo Lift

The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.

Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!

by The B July 11, 2006