Playing Flappy Bird

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.

"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "

by Dead.juice March 4, 2014

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Wanna Play Squids

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.

*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"

by SquidsAnyone? October 22, 2018

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play doh ass

Too much cake/booty/ ass where it seeps out of the bars between the chair

Look at her play doh ass in that chair 👀

by Astupidgenxer January 16, 2019

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McDonalds Play Place

The heaven where you play while the employees are preparing you food

"Hey kids, the cooks are making the food so you have some tim-"
*Naruto runs into McDonalds Play Place*

by Idiot with internet access September 25, 2019

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watch girls play

A group of beautiful group of youtuber who is smart funny as hell generous lovely caring always brighten anyone day up with the jokes scream and ridiculous idea and afk

Go on YouTube and subscribe to watch girls play

by Kingbudder May 19, 2016

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