Hyperslave Owners

The class that benefits from, controls, and maintains the Hyperslave system—not individuals who own particular hyperslaves, but the diffuse collection of corporations, platforms, investors, algorithms, and systems that collectively own the conditions under which hyperslaves exist. Hyperslave Owners include the tech platforms that design the apps, the venture capitalists that fund them, the shareholders that profit from them, the algorithms that manage them, and the political systems that protect them. Unlike traditional slave owners, they bear no personal responsibility for individual slaves—they simply own the system that makes slavery total.

Hyperslave Owners Example: "He couldn't point to a single person who owned him—his Hyperslave Owners were distributed across a dozen apps, a hundred investors, a thousand algorithms, and a political system that protected them all."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Gabe Owners

A name that sounds like gay boners.

Person 1: 'Last Name Owners, First Name Gabe'
Person 2 'Gabe Owners'
Person 1: 'Haha, just made you say gay boners'

by OskChiz March 30, 2026

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

dishin' out the ownage

-Verb phrase

The act of kicking the crap out of someone in a given activity. This act can indicate a physical beatdown and/or convey emotional/psychological warfare.

-Jessica: That tennis team is sooo garbo that I'm gonna be "dishin' out the ownage" today!

-or-

-"That chick better watch her mouth or I'm gonna start "dishin' out the ownage"!

by Th@t CloVeR DuD3 February 12, 2009

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

ally boat owner

A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.

"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"

"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."

by GRP owner September 16, 2012

Reece the Owner

Nothing but class.

I wanted to impress my girl, so I put on my best Reece The Owner impression.

by THE JOKER September 5, 2013